The Whips of War: Hoopty Hacks in our Driverless Future

By Mark

“Nine-tenths of our crimes an’ calamities are made possible by th’ automobile. It has unleashed all th’ pent-up criminal tendencies o’ th’ ages.” -Kin Hubbard[i]

So we’ve talked about a few of the weird, wild, easy, and totally predictable ways cars can be physically weaponized. Pretty much anybody can slap a battering ram or some armor on a wheeled or tracked vehicle. This isn’t a problem that’s going to be solved by banning stuff because A) it’s ridiculously easy to do, and B) most of the materials can’t be banned.

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The Urkel Hack: Facial Recognition and the Perturbed 10%

By Mark

Well folks, we’ve already talked a bit about some ways  various artisanal and digitally-printed masks and other costume stuff can fool facial recognition. (And even eyewitness recognition, if it’s done well enough…). Now, some intrepid tech researchers have demonstrated that you might not even need to get so fancy to beat some common state-of-the-art facial recognition software. Continue reading

Hacking the “Whiz Quiz”: The Saga of the Whizzinator

By Kerry

****Be advised that some links in this article go directly to the Whizzinator and its competitors. These links may involve graphic photos of fake dongs, thereby rendering them NSFW****

On December 2, 2013, Mike Tyson was interviewed by Chelsea Handler on her TV show ‘Chelsea Lately’ for his newly released novel “Undisputed Truth” where he discussed marijuana use during his fighting days, and his techniques for getting around drug testing. The interview included this exchange:

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Crime Unmasked: Security, Surveillance, and the Post-Industrial Face/Off

By Mark

Fezzik: Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?

Man in Black: Oh, no, it’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future

The Princess Bride, William Goldman 1987

What’s in a face? These days, a lot.

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The Hunt for White Octubre: Narco-Submarines and the 4th Industrial Revolution

By Mark

It’s May 1944. An American submarine just sank several Japanese ships, and is now under a blistering counterattack. As a seemingly-endless barrage of depth charges explodes around the boat, one of the American submariners asks how much a depth charge costs. A crewmate guesses they cost about $600 each.

“Damn, we’re going to bankrupt these sonovabitches.”

And that’s about right. Except today we’re not bankrupting our adversaries. Our adversaries are bankrupting us. Continue reading

Mad Max Meets the Fourth Industrial Revolution: DIY Vehicle Weaponization

By Mark

In the old days of humanitarian intervention, international charities would hire private contractors to escort their shipments using 4×4 pickups with machine guns mounted on the beds. Since a lot of humanitarian groups don’t like to be seen paying for stuff like that, they’d write off these vehicle escorts as “technical expenses,” coining the term “Technical” for any 4×4 pickup with a mounted crew-served weapon. So the legend goes. Continue reading